Found a fun web page the other day:, the place where you can generate corporate gibberish of your very own!

Since I work with language every day, I don’t like gibberish, but I have to admit the following is funny. I inserted “Angela Hunt books” into the generator and came up with this:

The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At Angela Hunt Books, we have come to know how to aggregate vertically. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to actualize intuitively. If you maximize holistically, you may have to actualize ultra-nano-micro-macro-strategically. Without niches, you will lack content. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source integrated, dot-com obfuscation metrics and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems astounding to you, that’s because it is!

What does the industry jargon “C2C2C” really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb “The early bird catches the worm” not only to our users but our aptitude to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined.

Without well-planned models, metrics are forced to become killer. Angela Hunt Books is the industry leader of B2C web services. Without structuring, you will lack functionalities. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C user communities and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to reinvent intuitively leads to the aptitude to empower virally. The channels factor is world-class, leading-edge. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Think customized. But don’t think all three at the same time.

Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Without e-businesses, you will lack raw bandwidth. The ability to architect compellingly leads to the capacity to reintermediate magnetically.

We apply the proverb “Make hay while the sun shines” not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to incentivize. We here at Angela Hunt Books realize that it is better to envisioneer nano-holistically than to implement efficiently. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be B2B? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Do you have a scheme to become front-end?

We apply the proverb “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink” not only to our web services but our capability to engage. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a customized plan for handling new communities? A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point) be able to synthesize defiantly.

We have come to know that it is better to leverage vertically than to synergize intuitively. We here at Angela Hunt Books think we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to exploit seamlessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. If you transition proactively, you may have to disintermediate virally. What does the industry jargon “out-of-the-box, distributed, cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365 research and development” really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We realize that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to empower iteravely. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think macro-scalable. It seems astounding, but it’s true! Think super-back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to visualize vertically.

I am personally grateful that no trees had to die to produce the above nonsense. 🙂 Have a lovely day!


1 Comment

  1. Kilroy_60

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