About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
The above quote contains no typos–yes, it’s from NIGHTLIGHT, a Harvard Lampoon spoof of TWILIGHT, a story in which a girl named Belle Goose falls in love with Edwart Mullen. Look for the book in November. 🙂 Sounds hilarious.
My bookclub also read–and loved–Stephenie Meyer’s THE HOST, which has just been optioned by a film company. If any of my book club members are reading this, I feel a girls’ night out at the movies coming on! 🙂